Sunday, October 31, 2010

Oregon Trail (Final Leg)

Now that I have finally made it to my destination, I would like to send a few shout-outs:

1. To Dwight D. Eisenhower for championing and creating the Interstate Highway system. Without I-80, this trip would have been much more interesting, but it would have taken over a week, if not longer.

2. To McDonald's for offering free Wi-Fi at all of its "restaurants". Without this, I would not have been able to use my free hotel stays via hotels.com, which in turn allowed me to use the free Wi-Fi at each hotel I stayed to update this blog.

3. To The Ford Motor Company for ultimately making it possible for most Americans to own a vehicle. Although I was in fear every mile of the trip that my rear differential would take a shit, my 2002 Ford Explorer performed like a champion at all altitudes dispite the Okie-inspired load of belongings inside and out.

4. To my Mom and Dad for calling me everyday when they got off work. Their calls added a sense of routine to my trip, and helped me make sense of where I was and how many miles I had driven.

5. To Ted McLendon for making me the great road trip mix CD. It made Nebraska a bit more tolerable.

6. Finally, thanks to all of my friends and family for being so supportive. I decided to make this move despite believing everyone would think I am insane. I am sure most of them probably still think this, but they did a helluva job hiding these feelings, and making me think I was doing the right thing.

Yesterday, I arrived at my new apartment (105 Fir St., Apt. #621, La Grande, OR, 97850) around 10:45 a.m. PST. It is a small apartment on the 6th floor of a 7-story apartment/office building in Downtown La Grande. The building was erected in 1930 and is registered as an Historic Landmark in the State of Oregon. The view is great. The space is larger than I expected, and it is clean and stink-free. However, it took me about 30 minutes to realize why I got the apartment so cheap. Throughout the day, anyone nearby must get confused and think they are in the middle of a rail yard. This is not an exageration: there is a train rolling through this town at least every 20-30 minutes. Sometimes 2 at a time moving in opposite directions. They are loud. I will just have to live with it, I suppose.

After moving all of my stuff into my apartment, I walked down the block to find a place to catch up on college football. I found a great place called Benchwarmers a couple of blocks away from my building. I was able to watch the Oregon/USC game with a packed house of Oregon fans. It was fun, and Oregon continued rolling with their offensive machine and dismantled USC in the second half for a 53-32 win.

I am in need of a shower curtain. I start work at 5:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

Friday, October 29, 2010

Oregon Trail (3rd leg)


As I wrote yesterday, today, my plans were to have lunch with my friend Jason in Salt Lake City, then head torward Oregon. Here is a very unexciting review of my day on the road:

I left Rock Springs, WY at about 8:00 a.m. It was a bone-chilling 19 degrees. It was cold. But hey...I have been asking for the end of Summer for a while now. The end is here.

The drive from Rock Springs to Salt Lake was rather eventless, except for the drive through Park City, UT and the mountains leading into Salt Lake. Between Park City and Salt Lake (about 40 miles give or take) there is a drastic drop in altitude and lots of curves to keep you focused. I actually turned off my iPod. For years now, I have believed that too much stimulation from sound can affect my ability to focus on driving. I don't think there have been any studies done on this, but I am pretty sure that when I paused my iPod during Midlake's "Young Bride", it gave me much better odds to show up in Salt Lake alive.

My friend Jason Beckman moved to Utah over a year ago to raise his son with his girlfriend Mila. I have never met his girlfriend or his son, Milan (being held by Jason below, along with his girlfiend Mila and her three children).I got to do both today, and then Jason and I went to lunch. We ate at a regional chain restuarant called Rumbi's Island Grill. Look for one near you within the next 5 years. I think this could be the newest National chain sensation since Five Guys. http://rumbi.com/

Highlight of the day (if I don't count the Luau Pork Plate from Rumbi's): Standing at mid-field inside an eerily empty Rice-Eccles Stadium. I requested that we head to Sugar House (Univeristy of Utah's surrounding neighborhood) and see if we could get some pictures of Utah's football stadium. After seeing an unmaned entry gate open, we decided to walk in. That entry took us directly onto the field. It was truly amazing to look up at over 45,000 empty seats and realize that we had the stadium to ourselves. It reminded me of the time my friend Joe Knapp and I got to walk around an empty Jacobs Field in 1997 or anytime I've played on a nice golf course when there are no other players in sight. Truly an unexpected highlight of my trip.
I left Jason's house, and started the 5 1/2 hour drive to Boise, ID. Nice scenery on this drive until about the last hour. Arrived in Boise and found a nice hotel to stay. The hotel had a lounge in the lobby, so I went down to get some food, drinks and watch the UConn/West Virginia game. The only reason I am including this is to introduce the classic hotel bar lush. This time it was a car salesman from Boise. Still not sure why he was staying at a hotel in Boise... I tried my very hardest to ignore this dude from the time I sat down, but as soon as the bartender brought me my Basque Mac & Cheese (penne pasta lathered in several cheeses and accompanied by Spanish chirizo and roasted red peppers then topped with breadcrumbs and parsley), he had to make a comment about my food. Of course, who couldn't predict the next thing he utters: "where you from?". "I'm from Indianapolis", I said. You know what's next..."what are you doing here?", "i'm moving to Oregon", "where to?" "La Grande", "to do what?", "i'm gonna be a butcher", "wow".....on and on until he made quite possibly the most profound statement I have ever heard: "La Grande is the most beautiful place on Earth". It was ridiculous, but it made me smile. I was also smiling at his inability to talk in full sentences, etc. He finally left but when he wrote his room # on the bill, it was not legible. After seeing that the bartender left the seafood chowder and one of my Jack & Coke's off my bill, I assumed she was trying to recoup some of the money she had lost because she could not charge his bill to a room. I helped her out.

I am leaving for La Grande early tomorrow, and hope to start moving into my apartment by 11:00 a.m. PST. This should give me time to get all my shit into the apartment before the Oregon/USC game. It is my top priority tomorrow to find a place serving cold Oregonian beverages that has this game on television. Go Ducks!

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Oregon Trail (2nd Leg)

Nothing much to report from day 2. I would not wish driving across Nebraska on anyone. It is brutal. The only treat is the 75 mph speed limit. I did for some reason see that the World Headquarters for Cabella's is located in Sydney, NE. Obscure trivia for you.


Wyoming seems to be much more scenic. Mountains with snow-covered peaks, cool rock formations and an obsession for cowboys that goes beyond the ubiquitous window sticker or liscense plate holder:

It's all about "Poke Pride".

I found a nice hotel in Rock Springs, WY. Gonna stay in and catch Thursday night College Football along with the Halloween episode of The Office.

My vehicle is doing very well, especially with the wind taking a little break today compared to yesterday's 40-50 mph gusts that made everyone on the road look drunk. I made it far today, and I only have650 miles left to go. I am going to get up early tomorrow and have lunch in Salt Lake City with a friend of mine. If everything goes as planned, I will arrive in La Grande Saturday before noon. Maybe I could still catch the Oregon/USC game at 5:00 p.m. PST.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Oregon Trail (1st Leg)

6:30 p.m. EST. Tuesday, October 26: In preparation for my 3 day drive to La Grande, Oregon, I feel the need to fuel up on quite possibly the tastiest food item to ever see a deep fryer in Huntington, IN...the breaded pork tenderloin from The Uptown Tavern... better make that 2. Stick those frozen, skinny, over-cooked, sad excuse for tenderloins up your ass. This is the way it is supposed to be done.Pork loin pounded thin, breaded and fried by hand. Golden brown, of course. Some restaurants like to charge up to $10.00 for a larger, sort of 3 Mile Island-freakish tenderloin with about 3/4" of breading, and a loin that is even thicker. Nice try. I will put The Uptown loin up against any loin in the state. With a price of $4.00, it is by far the pound-for-pound champ. (FYI...in my opinion, if you are dressing this loin with more than onion, pickle and mustard, eat a burger.)

After an emotional departure from Huntington the morning after my pork tenderloin binge, I began my journey West. My Explorer is completely full (think Sanford & Son complete with bike strapped to truck's roof). After a quick stop to fill the tank in NE Indiana, I headed toward Chicago to catch I-80W.

First stop: Coralville, IA. Had to pee really bad due to several ice teas and iced coffee. Also had to get gas and fill my belly. Realized that I have a bad fuse, and I can't find my fuse box! I can't charge my phone because my outlet won't work. Brought my phone into McDonald's to charge while I used WiFi. Finally got a text telling me that the apartment I had been trying to obtain in La Grande was mine! Next stop should be Omaha, NE if I can keep the pace I want to.

Also just got word that it is already snowing in the foothills around La Grande (where I will be living) and Elgin (where I will be working). Weather doesn't look that bad over the next 10 days, but for the next few it will be highs of 50 and mix of snow and rain. My new boss actually asked me if I had "chains" on my truck. I'm sorry, what?! Chains?!

Well, I actually made it to Lincoln, NE. Home of my early season pick to win the BCS Championship (unfortunately, Nebraska inexplicably lost to Texas a couple of weeks ago). Trying to catch some of Game 1 of the World Series in my hotel room. I feel really exposed with all of my belongings in my truck as it sits helpless in the Hampton Inn parking lot. Not much I can do. I parked as close to the main entrance as possible. Also, good luck to anyone trying to unload that before dawn.

Tomorrow, I should have smooth sailing through Western Nebraska and Southern Wyoming. If I can handle 12 hours of driving, I could stay with my friend Jason in Salt Lake City, but I am not sure if I really want to do that. I might just stay in a hotel in Rock Springs, WY. That way, I can do lunch with Jay on Friday before I make the final stretch to Oregon through Idaho.

I've got a six pack of Coors Banquet Beer in the fridge. I'm gonna have a few and go to sleep.

Summer 2010

So I just wanted to preface the upcoming blog entries with a brief description of how I spent my summer:

1. I resigned from my position with Certa Pro Painters on July 23.
2. I decided I wanted to become a butcher.
3. I moved out of an apartment I had shared with April for 3 years.
4. I moved into an overpriced rental house.
5. For two months, I acted like I was looking for work, while doing absolutely nothing.
6. I finally decided to look for a job as an entry-level butcher/meat cutter.
7. I moved out of overpriced rental house and became psuedo-homeless.
8. I found the perfect opportunity to learn meat cutting from a guy in NE Oregon.
9. I travelled to Oregon to meet man mentioned above and see the business. Below is actually a view from the butcher shop.
10. I was offered and accepted the position of apprentice butcher.
11. On October 27 I left Huntington, IN for La Grande, OR.